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SeaGer · Posted: 08-03-2010, 22:09:35 Post subject:

v-am dat de distractie vad

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acso · Posted: 08-03-2010, 22:18:06 Post subject:

i got pwned :

Gotenks · Posted: 08-03-2010, 23:13:31 Post subject:

User: I have a 30 inch penis.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: I have a 99 feet penis.

Cleverbot: Is it big?

User: Of course , want to see it ?

Cleverbot: Go right ahead buddy.

))))))))

later , asta a fost cel mai tare raspuns primit .

User: I love your mom.

Cleverbot: Me too.
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Andy · Posted: 09-03-2010, 00:20:47 Post subject:

bot:What? I'm confused.

user: you are confusing me

bot: How? my reluctance to 'wander off' given that I don't think that I am really wandering at free will but being puppeteered through a stage, or a 'chess board'.

user: what the fuck are you talking about?

bot: I am talking about what we are talking about. Did you get confused again?

owned

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Levier · Posted: 09-03-2010, 01:12:42 Post subject:

Cleverbot: Don't you love America?
User: Fuck no.
Cleverbot: That word is not required.
User: Alright, hell no.
Cleverbot: Hell yes.
User: Erm, no.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Still no.
Cleverbot: Still, yes.
User: Yes, no.
Cleverbot: No, no.
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liq · Posted: 09-03-2010, 02:08:33 Post subject:

hahaha, i-a dat maxim levier, i-am dat si eu maxim ieri, ziceam ceva, si dadea raspunsuri care n-aveau nici o legatura, total nici o legatura

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Pepsi · Posted: 09-03-2010, 12:42:18 Post subject:

Levier vorbesti aiurea in topicul ala. Dumnezeu exista! uite:

User: Your are an ass.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you admit that you are an ass?

Cleverbot: No. I admit I am God.
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nr913 · Posted: 09-03-2010, 12:49:16 Post subject:

Ha ha, stupid bot!
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dudette · Posted: 09-03-2010, 18:22:03 Post subject:

Ziua unui pesimist

Se trezeste unul de dimineata din cauza unor bubuituri: se crapa deziua.

O cauta pe nevasta-sa in pat si n-o gaseste: o furase somnul.

Se duce la baie si se uita in oglinda, dar oglinda se face tandari: aruncase o privire.

Se uita intr-un ciob de oglinda si se vede tot taiat pe fata: il taia o pisare.

Pleaca la serviciu si pe drum vede doua tipuri de oameni: unii care scadeau in inaltime (pe aia ii rodeau pantofii) si altii care dispareau pur si simplu (pe aia ii fura peisajul).

Ajunge la servici si isi vede toti colegii lipiti de tavan:purtau discutii la nivel inalt.

La un moment dat se dezlipesc si cad toti de-odata: cazusera de comun acord.

Se enerveaza si pleaca de la servici.
Pe drum, il vede pe unul lipit de asfalt si vreo doi care trageau de el sa-l dezlipeasca: era sarac lipit pamantului.

Mai incolo il vede pe unul caruia ii cadeau urechile, nasul, ochii: era putred de bogat.

Se hotaraste sa se sinucida si se arunca de pe un pod in apa; apele se dau la o parte si cade pe uscat: nu era in apele lui.

Dupa aceea se hotaraste sa se imbete; merge intr-un bar, dar intra cu capul taiat in doua: facuse cum il
taiase capul. Mai apoi se aude o bubuitura: cazuse seara.
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Rawxana · Posted: 09-03-2010, 20:39:03 Post subject:

...cand astepti pana in ultimul moment, se poate intampla urmatorul lucru

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http://www.pidjin.net/2010/03/09/ye-olde-virgin/

NotAlama · Posted: 09-03-2010, 22:05:38 Post subject:

lol...vorbeste si romaneste botul
http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-jPzTYOVELVOLAVSSCZG-detail dovezi(skz de injuraturi)
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acso · Posted: 09-03-2010, 22:19:45 Post subject:

Gotenks · Posted: 09-03-2010, 22:51:03 Post subject:

ma refer ca poate vorbim unii cu altii
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T4 *Cost1n · Posted: 09-03-2010, 22:55:02 Post subject:

programul e facut in asa fel incat sa retina toate propozitiile si cand e sa zica ceva sa caute in propozitiile alea ceva cat mai apropiat de ce l-ai intrebat sau i-ai spus.
el are impresia ca el vorbeste cu un bot, cateodata zice ca e femeie si are 19 ani, cateodata 25, cateodata e barbat si ati inteles ce vreau sa zic xD
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SeaGer · Posted: 09-03-2010, 23:02:11 Post subject: